Right vs. Left: The Battle of Right and Left pt.1 (The understanding of "Right vs. Left: The Battle of Right and Left")

Hello folks,

I am Ethan Bom, I am a fellow Canadian who is in support of a full republican party in Canada. This is my blog.

First of all, I know what you're thinking "Hey Ethan, there already is a conservative party in Canada!" Good job, you can read. But the conservative party in Canada is one that is not enough. The military is severely underfinanced because Newfoundland is taking too much money because our "Conservative" leader loves money and oil, I bet he doesn't even like war. Hey, 2 out of 3 isn't bad, but he's still not enough of a republican. He's too much to the left. Which brings me to my main point.

Right vs. Left.

I am now writing part one of my acclaimed series of blogs "Right vs. Left: The Battle of Right and Left". So this is part one, the understanding of Right vs Left: The Battle of Right and Left. I will explain to you and define what makes right and what makes left, in the political standpoint, of course, as it is the one that is relevant.

Right. Let's look at Right for a moment. Miriam-Webster states right means:
1. being in accordance with what is just, good, or proper
2. conforming to facts or truth
So we can gather from this that right is what is correct, right is what we need. Now let's apply this to the general populous. How many people like the truth and being right? Lots. How many people are right handed? Lots. This must mean that being right of center in politics is the correct way to go. Which party goes towards the right side of politics? The Republicans. I will state it again, we need the republican party in Canada as much as the dorks who vote NDP need a swift kick in the ass.

Left. Alright, now we will look at the left side of the political spectrum, and what it really is. Left can be defined as:
1. remainder, unused
Now. I want to focus on the first word here, remainder. The ancient Greeks when they were inventing the idea of mathematics decided that with the creation of division, long division to be exact, that there would be a remainder. This remainder mostly fools up your elegant answers and gives you ugly and annoying looking fractions. In relation to politics, look at Stephane Dion's face, or Jack Layton's moustache. Left in latin is sinister as well, which leads me to believe that the NDP have ulterior motives behind their race for presidency in Canada.

This is where I end, for now. The battle of Right vs. Left will continue. And there will be blood.