Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Right vs. Left: The Battle of Right and Left pt.2 (The realization of Right or Left)

Today, dearest attention-givers, I am going to be adding the second part of my widely adored trilogy "Right vs. Left: The Battle of Right and Left". The second part is the realization of right or left. I will assist you, the reader, by assessing your qualities and telling you whether or not you are a right-wing voter or a left-wing voter. Choose the answer you feel best suits you and take the number next to it, at the end, tally your results and you'll see where you belong!
(Please note that this is only an internet questionnaire and the internet doesn't lie, so whatever I find you, you must vote from now on. However due to the lack of a true republican party in Canada, I suppose you could vote for whomever you like, but still lobby for some Reps.)

Now let's begin!

1.) I often find myself thinking about:
a.) how gays shouldn't marry (3)
b.) how awesome I am (3)
c.) how much oil I need (1)
d.) how many people should I pretend to care about while trying to dominate the world? (10)

2.) People see me as:
a.) Smart, sophisticated, elegant (2)
b.) Manly, strong and fearless (1)
c.) A great leader (3)
d.) Someone who isn't all I say I am.... also ugly (10)

3.) The issues that I am most concerned with are:
a.) How is my economy, and how can I fix it? (2)
b.) There is not enough oil in my country, how can I fix this? (3)
c.) How can I get as high an approval rating as Ronald Reagan? (1)
d.) The people are greedy with money and don't like to pay high taxes, maybe I'll give in like a coward. (10)

4.) My religion that I use to impose my views on my country is:
a.) Christianity, devout (1)
b.) Christianity, non-practising (4)
c.) Jewish (10)
d.) Atheistic (10)
e.) Miscellaneous (10)

5.) I feel that spying on the people of my country:
a.) helps to keep them safe from terrorists that actually exist (1)
b.) helps me spy on people getting it on in the shower and stuff, I'm a perv like that (10)
c.) helps me to make sure my moustache is the ugliest (even though you could always just watch mythbusters to remind yourself) (10)
d.) is wrong (20)

Alright, end.

Tally up your scores:
<5 - Do the whole test
5-15 - Total republican, only vote them.
15-50 - You are a fool, Democratic follower.
50-60 - Double fool, you're actually Barack Obama.

There you have it. Are you a righty or a lefty? Now you know.

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