Right vs. Left: The Battle of Right and Left pt.3 (The reality of Right and Left)

Welcome back, fellow republicans, to my final installment into the epic saga of Right and Left, which all the critics are raving about. This is the Battle of Right and Left, episode 3. I will now explain to you the reality of right and left and how necessary it is to have each side in the functioning world of politics.

In today's society, we are given choices about just about everything. Would you like your corn on a cob or apart in some water? Would you like to be Christian or Muslim? Would you like to have a tan or no tan? It only makes sense that we should have a decision about something that actually makes a difference in our lives. This is our government.

Balance is necessary in the world, you can't have all good without bad. This correlates directly to how you can't have the wonderful Republicans without those nasty Democrats.

Republicans make wars that are necessary for Americans to make money, and have oil, keeping the economy up and making sure young underprivileged children get the food and water they need. They also keep evil terrorists out of America, protecting the homeland so that the true freedom of America can sing out. Democrats act like this is bad for some reason. The democrats keep assholes like hippies and people who listen to classic rock happy by saying "no" to freedom and oppression by third world countries who are developing weapons of mass destruction. The democrats like to spread AIDS throughout Africa so that the Americans can say "wow, I'm sure glad I live in America where AIDS is only passed by loose women and no rapists at all". The Democrats like to tell people that evil exists in America and that they can flush it out. Whereas the Republicans let the Americans know that the only evil that needs to be cleansed is outside evil.

In short, us Canadians could be a perfect country like America, if only we had a republican party to flesh out and balance the system so that we too could go on to police the world as our views see fit, as this is obviously the way world affairs should be handled.

Off topic, Andy Wells is an asshole, something I agree with rival blogster of my side of the line. Next post will be a total rant on that douchebag.