Welcome back, fellow republicans, to my final installment into the epic saga of Right and Left, which all the critics are raving about. This is the Battle of Right and Left, episode 3. I will now explain to you the reality of right and left and how necessary it is to have each side in the functioning world of politics.
In today's society, we are given choices about just about everything. Would you like your corn on a cob or apart in some water? Would you like to be Christian or Muslim? Would you like to have a tan or no tan? It only makes sense that we should have a decision about something that actually makes a difference in our lives. This is our government.
Balance is necessary in the world, you can't have all good without bad. This correlates directly to how you can't have the wonderful Republicans without those nasty Democrats.
Republicans make wars that are necessary for Americans to make money, and have oil, keeping the economy up and making sure young underprivileged children get the food and water they need. They also keep evil terrorists out of America, protecting the homeland so that the true freedom of America can sing out. Democrats act like this is bad for some reason. The democrats keep assholes like hippies and people who listen to classic rock happy by saying "no" to freedom and oppression by third world countries who are developing weapons of mass destruction. The democrats like to spread AIDS throughout Africa so that the Americans can say "wow, I'm sure glad I live in America where AIDS is only passed by loose women and no rapists at all". The Democrats like to tell people that evil exists in America and that they can flush it out. Whereas the Republicans let the Americans know that the only evil that needs to be cleansed is outside evil.
In short, us Canadians could be a perfect country like America, if only we had a republican party to flesh out and balance the system so that we too could go on to police the world as our views see fit, as this is obviously the way world affairs should be handled.
Off topic, Andy Wells is an asshole, something I agree with rival blogster of my side of the line. Next post will be a total rant on that douchebag.
Friday, February 8, 2008
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Right vs. Left: The Battle of Right and Left pt.2 (The realization of Right or Left)
Today, dearest attention-givers, I am going to be adding the second part of my widely adored trilogy "Right vs. Left: The Battle of Right and Left". The second part is the realization of right or left. I will assist you, the reader, by assessing your qualities and telling you whether or not you are a right-wing voter or a left-wing voter. Choose the answer you feel best suits you and take the number next to it, at the end, tally your results and you'll see where you belong!
(Please note that this is only an internet questionnaire and the internet doesn't lie, so whatever I find you, you must vote from now on. However due to the lack of a true republican party in Canada, I suppose you could vote for whomever you like, but still lobby for some Reps.)
Now let's begin!
1.) I often find myself thinking about:
a.) how gays shouldn't marry (3)
b.) how awesome I am (3)
c.) how much oil I need (1)
d.) how many people should I pretend to care about while trying to dominate the world? (10)
2.) People see me as:
a.) Smart, sophisticated, elegant (2)
b.) Manly, strong and fearless (1)
c.) A great leader (3)
d.) Someone who isn't all I say I am.... also ugly (10)
3.) The issues that I am most concerned with are:
a.) How is my economy, and how can I fix it? (2)
b.) There is not enough oil in my country, how can I fix this? (3)
c.) How can I get as high an approval rating as Ronald Reagan? (1)
d.) The people are greedy with money and don't like to pay high taxes, maybe I'll give in like a coward. (10)
4.) My religion that I use to impose my views on my country is:
a.) Christianity, devout (1)
b.) Christianity, non-practising (4)
c.) Jewish (10)
d.) Atheistic (10)
e.) Miscellaneous (10)
5.) I feel that spying on the people of my country:
a.) helps to keep them safe from terrorists that actually exist (1)
b.) helps me spy on people getting it on in the shower and stuff, I'm a perv like that (10)
c.) helps me to make sure my moustache is the ugliest (even though you could always just watch mythbusters to remind yourself) (10)
d.) is wrong (20)
Alright, end.
Tally up your scores:
<5 - Do the whole test
5-15 - Total republican, only vote them.
15-50 - You are a fool, Democratic follower.
50-60 - Double fool, you're actually Barack Obama.
There you have it. Are you a righty or a lefty? Now you know.
(Please note that this is only an internet questionnaire and the internet doesn't lie, so whatever I find you, you must vote from now on. However due to the lack of a true republican party in Canada, I suppose you could vote for whomever you like, but still lobby for some Reps.)
Now let's begin!
1.) I often find myself thinking about:
a.) how gays shouldn't marry (3)
b.) how awesome I am (3)
c.) how much oil I need (1)
d.) how many people should I pretend to care about while trying to dominate the world? (10)
2.) People see me as:
a.) Smart, sophisticated, elegant (2)
b.) Manly, strong and fearless (1)
c.) A great leader (3)
d.) Someone who isn't all I say I am.... also ugly (10)
3.) The issues that I am most concerned with are:
a.) How is my economy, and how can I fix it? (2)
b.) There is not enough oil in my country, how can I fix this? (3)
c.) How can I get as high an approval rating as Ronald Reagan? (1)
d.) The people are greedy with money and don't like to pay high taxes, maybe I'll give in like a coward. (10)
4.) My religion that I use to impose my views on my country is:
a.) Christianity, devout (1)
b.) Christianity, non-practising (4)
c.) Jewish (10)
d.) Atheistic (10)
e.) Miscellaneous (10)
5.) I feel that spying on the people of my country:
a.) helps to keep them safe from terrorists that actually exist (1)
b.) helps me spy on people getting it on in the shower and stuff, I'm a perv like that (10)
c.) helps me to make sure my moustache is the ugliest (even though you could always just watch mythbusters to remind yourself) (10)
d.) is wrong (20)
Alright, end.
Tally up your scores:
<5 - Do the whole test
5-15 - Total republican, only vote them.
15-50 - You are a fool, Democratic follower.
50-60 - Double fool, you're actually Barack Obama.
There you have it. Are you a righty or a lefty? Now you know.
Monday, February 4, 2008
Right vs. Left: The Battle of Right and Left pt.1 (The understanding of "Right vs. Left: The Battle of Right and Left")
Hello folks,
I am Ethan Bom, I am a fellow Canadian who is in support of a full republican party in Canada. This is my blog.
First of all, I know what you're thinking "Hey Ethan, there already is a conservative party in Canada!" Good job, you can read. But the conservative party in Canada is one that is not enough. The military is severely underfinanced because Newfoundland is taking too much money because our "Conservative" leader loves money and oil, I bet he doesn't even like war. Hey, 2 out of 3 isn't bad, but he's still not enough of a republican. He's too much to the left. Which brings me to my main point.
Right vs. Left.
I am now writing part one of my acclaimed series of blogs "Right vs. Left: The Battle of Right and Left". So this is part one, the understanding of Right vs Left: The Battle of Right and Left. I will explain to you and define what makes right and what makes left, in the political standpoint, of course, as it is the one that is relevant.
Right. Let's look at Right for a moment. Miriam-Webster states right means:
1. being in accordance with what is just, good, or proper
2. conforming to facts or truth
So we can gather from this that right is what is correct, right is what we need. Now let's apply this to the general populous. How many people like the truth and being right? Lots. How many people are right handed? Lots. This must mean that being right of center in politics is the correct way to go. Which party goes towards the right side of politics? The Republicans. I will state it again, we need the republican party in Canada as much as the dorks who vote NDP need a swift kick in the ass.
Left. Alright, now we will look at the left side of the political spectrum, and what it really is. Left can be defined as:
1. remainder, unused
Now. I want to focus on the first word here, remainder. The ancient Greeks when they were inventing the idea of mathematics decided that with the creation of division, long division to be exact, that there would be a remainder. This remainder mostly fools up your elegant answers and gives you ugly and annoying looking fractions. In relation to politics, look at Stephane Dion's face, or Jack Layton's moustache. Left in latin is sinister as well, which leads me to believe that the NDP have ulterior motives behind their race for presidency in Canada.
This is where I end, for now. The battle of Right vs. Left will continue. And there will be blood.
I am Ethan Bom, I am a fellow Canadian who is in support of a full republican party in Canada. This is my blog.
First of all, I know what you're thinking "Hey Ethan, there already is a conservative party in Canada!" Good job, you can read. But the conservative party in Canada is one that is not enough. The military is severely underfinanced because Newfoundland is taking too much money because our "Conservative" leader loves money and oil, I bet he doesn't even like war. Hey, 2 out of 3 isn't bad, but he's still not enough of a republican. He's too much to the left. Which brings me to my main point.
Right vs. Left.
I am now writing part one of my acclaimed series of blogs "Right vs. Left: The Battle of Right and Left". So this is part one, the understanding of Right vs Left: The Battle of Right and Left. I will explain to you and define what makes right and what makes left, in the political standpoint, of course, as it is the one that is relevant.
Right. Let's look at Right for a moment. Miriam-Webster states right means:
1. being in accordance with what is just, good, or proper
2. conforming to facts or truth
So we can gather from this that right is what is correct, right is what we need. Now let's apply this to the general populous. How many people like the truth and being right? Lots. How many people are right handed? Lots. This must mean that being right of center in politics is the correct way to go. Which party goes towards the right side of politics? The Republicans. I will state it again, we need the republican party in Canada as much as the dorks who vote NDP need a swift kick in the ass.
Left. Alright, now we will look at the left side of the political spectrum, and what it really is. Left can be defined as:
1. remainder, unused
Now. I want to focus on the first word here, remainder. The ancient Greeks when they were inventing the idea of mathematics decided that with the creation of division, long division to be exact, that there would be a remainder. This remainder mostly fools up your elegant answers and gives you ugly and annoying looking fractions. In relation to politics, look at Stephane Dion's face, or Jack Layton's moustache. Left in latin is sinister as well, which leads me to believe that the NDP have ulterior motives behind their race for presidency in Canada.
This is where I end, for now. The battle of Right vs. Left will continue. And there will be blood.
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